Nanaia Mahuta

An idea for a TV show

George commented on the General Debate about his idea for a reality TV show:

I’m embarrassed to confess, I have watch one episode of “The Bachelor”, my first and last. I was gobsmacked at the depth our quest for entertainment has plummeted. One bloke and a haggle of panting females strutting their emotional garbage in a quest to be loved by another. There will be only one winner, the bloke, providing he has no access to dignity. The women? There are no winners by virtue of the fact they have to stoop to such desperation in order to convince a bloke they are the one. But it got me thinking. I wonder how a programme “The Prime Minister” would fare with a similar format?   Read more »

2015 – Maori in parliament, how did they do?

Mihingarangi Forbes, Red Radio’s Māori Affairs Correspondent, weighs in:

New Zealand’s House of Representatives has many labels and, in Māori, it is often translated as the Lion’s Den.

In 2015 there were 25 Māori MPs in the den. Many started as fresh cubs following the 2014 general election, and they joined a number of experienced pride members.

The spread of Māori MPs across the political spectrum is diverse, with six sitting in the centre, 10 falling to the left and the rest sitting in the government pews.

Who outperformed who? According to Māori commentator Emma Espiner, one of Labour’s Māori MPs topped the list.

“I think you’d have to say without a doubt that Kelvin Davis has dominated this year, and the interesting thing for me is that he’s done this with a general portfolio,” she said.

“So he hasn’t been relegated to Māori Development or Māori Issues, although there is a significant Māori component in what he’s been dealing with.

“It will be interesting how he fares against [incoming Corrections Minister] Judith Collins; he had a bit of an easy run against Sam Lotu Liga.”

It’s been all steam and no hangi really.  Serco had sown the seeds of their own demise and all that Davis did was pick up the Corrections Association batton and ran with it.  When it came to the Australian New Zealanders who didn’t want to come to New Zealand, Davis claims he didn’t even plan to be involved and was kind of accidentally drawn in.   Add in a dash of Media Party meddling and we had almost two months of drama over next to nothing.   Read more »

Coffey gets it in the arse

The tipline ran hot yesterday with some interesting news that is causing a fair bit of angst in Labour circles.

The word has been quietly put about that Labour’s new (Maori) comms person has been appointed.

Putting Māori Members of Parliament (MPs) at the forefront of important New Zealand politics is Jodi Ihaka’s plan, as she was recently appointed the Labour Party’s new Senior Communications Advisor (Māori).

“I’m really excited to use my communication skills in such an important Māori advisory capacity.  I have loved my time at Whakaata Māori (Māori Television) and have nothing but respect for the Māori journalists on Te Kāea and Native Affairs,” says Ihaka.

The position sees Ihaka take on a key advisory role to Labour leader, Andrew Little as well as Māori MPs including Kelvin Davis, Peeni Henare, Louisa Wall, Meka Whaitiri, Nanaia Mahuta and Adrian Rurawhe.

However not without some squealing and some anger.  Read more »

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Can Grant Robertson ever be Leader of the Labour Party?

Gracinda is grumpy

Don’t worry dear, another 18 months of destabilisation and it will be our turn

Yesterday was a devastating day for Grant Robertson.

He has yet again lost the Labour leadership, and lost it despite getting 18 votes out of 32 in caucus.

Robertson was the front runner after the first ballot but he did not manage to win enough votes from caucus to over come his weakness with the members and the unions.

The members voted narrowly in favour of him over Andrew Little, but he did not manage to pick up many of Nanaia Mahuta or David Parker’s preferences, scarcely budging at all after the first ballot.

Robertson now faces a career defining decision.   Read more »

Labour’s leadership contest, no one cares, members included

No one cares about Labour’s leadership contest.

Not even Vernon Small, a long time Labour embedded journalist….he could just muster 324 words in talking about the pending result of the contest.

Labour will announce its new leader tomorrow, with Andrew Little likely to hold a clear lead on first preferences but the candidates themselves tipping a close result.

The party’s constitution gives 40 per cent of the say to the 32 MPs, 40 per cent to the membership and 20 per cent to affiliated unions.

The votes are cast in a preferential system that sees the lowest ranked candidate drop out and their second preferences redistributed until someone tops 50 per cent.

The votes of rank and file members are the big unknown.

Of the four candidates, Little got a jump start thanks to his background as a former union leader, and is expected to pick up at least 15 of the the 20 per cent allocated to unions with Robertson winning 3 or 4 per cent.

Little himself yesterday said he expected strong support from unions. “I would say 70-80 per cent is a possibility.”

But Robertson’s power base is in the caucus, where he has firm backing of about 12 of the 32.   Read more »

Are you surprised?

Aimee Gulliver at the Sunday Star Times asked the four Labour leader hopefuls to “surprise us”.

What doesn’t surprise me, is that given a free sound bite, they all failed to fire.

Check this out


Covered in tar and then butter one day in the 1980s, David Parker earned the nickname “Tar Baby” from his roading gang on Stewart Island. A container of tar exploded in his face, fracturing his skull, and turning him into a human statue. Covered head to toe in the cold emulsion used to seal roads, Parker was smeared in butter at the hospital in Invercargill to dissolve the tar. His facial reconstruction work was done later in Dunedin where Parker was given “a nose which was slightly bigger than I wanted”.

“Look, I’m human and I am like a road gang worker like yous guys”

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Kris Faafoi too late with the excuses, Auckland Pacific Labour ranks Robbo last

Yesterday I wrote about Kris Faafoi trying to mitigate the undocumented no poofters rule in Labour.

Well it hasn’t worked.

Auckland Pacific Labour has ranked Grant Robertson dead last.

The Auckland Pacific Sector of the New Zealand Labour Party met last night to discuss and rank the Labour leadership candidates. After much debate and discussion it was carried by a unanimous vote that the leadership candidates be ranked in the following order:

#1 – Nanaia MAHUTA
#2 – Andrew LITTLE
#3 – David PARKER
#4 – Grant ROBERTSON

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The Labour navel gazing merry go round of doom

Tracy Watkins mulls over Labour’s leadership problems

Cunliffe won because he spoke the language of the activists and in the process committed Labour to a course that had no allure to the swathes of middle New Zealand the party wants to woo.

What most observers and commentators miss is that is all he did – speak the language of the audience he was speaking to.  He didn’t actually do much.  And his messages were contradictory, depending on which audience he had in front of him.  He would have done very well before the age of mass communications and instant reporting via Twitter, newspapers and blogs.  But he was outed as nothing but a talking chameleon.

Twelve months later, here we go again, though with one important difference: there is no Cunliffe in the mix. The candidates this time round – Grant Robertson, Andrew Little, David Parker and Nanaia Mahuta – are pragmatists who have kept their eye on the prize of winning in 2017. They have not sacrificed that for the short-term prize of scoring points with the grassroots.

But even with the acrimony of the last contest missing, the primary has done nothing to dispel the perception that Labour is a party wracked by division.

And why would it?  Ultimately, a third of the party is going to have to take the damage.  They’ve known this for over three years.  The problem is that nobody is willing to fall on their sword.  They are all waiting for a natural advantage to develop.  Until then – dysfunction and deadlock.  Read more »

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