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Movember – One week to go

Movember - One week to go In one week Movember will be all over. Thanks to Aaron Gilmore, Dpf and Busted Blonde for their donations and Barnsley Bill for his token support. The rest of the blogosphere appear to be a bunch of tight fisted homo’s, which if you get Prostate Cancer you will find out all about “fisting”, so to speak.

If you get a change of heart then head over to the site and donate.

Of course it isn’t too late if you have a ‘stache to join my team.

In case you have forgotten;

Movember - Attend a Gala ParteThe money raised by Movember is used to raise awareness of men’s health issues and donated to the Cancer Society of New Zealand and the Mental Health Foundation of New Zealand. These two charities will use the money raised to fund research and increase support networks for those affected with prostate cancer and experiencing depression.

Did you know:

  • Depression affects 1 in 10 men….Most people who experience depression make a full recovery. The first step is seeking help.
  • Last year in New Zealand 2,700 men were diagnosed with prostate cancer and more than 600 died of prostate cancer – (that’s nearly two each day).

Now, I know personally that depression ain’t a barrel of laughs, I shudder to even contemplate what prostate cancer would be like, so how about it?, dip into your pocket and donate. It’s tax deductable don’t ya know.

UPDATE: Thanks to Cactus Kate and Gavin Knight for their donations

Blog personality

If this blog was a person what kind of person would it be? Well now apparently you can find out. Typealyzer analyses your blog and gives its assessment.

This blog is;

ESTP – The Doers

The active and play-ful type. They are especially attuned to people and things around them and often full of energy, talking, joking and engaging in physical out-door activities.

The Doers are happiest with action-filled work which craves their full attention and focus. They might be very impulsive and more keen on starting something new than following it through. They might have a problem with sitting still or remaining inactive for any period of time.

This show what parts of the brain that were dominant during writing.

Brain Activity

For a good laugh plug in The Standard’s url. They are;

“Since they are not very good at seeing and understanding the needs of other people, they might come across as arrogant, impatient and insensitive to people that need some time to understand what they are talking about.”

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The VRWC in the News

The Herald has taken to reporting what the blogs have to say about things. The VRWC seems to be dominating at the moment.

I have already blogged about Deborah Hill-Cone writing about the changes in Facebook status of VRWC members.

Then in the “Blogwatch” column, for want of a better name, the VRWC strikes again, this time talking about Paula Bennett and the cabinet announcement.

Yours Truly gets another mention.

Housekeeping

I have changed my feeds to FeedBurner (Google). If you subscribed to the old feed url then please update to the new Feedburner one.

It is found in the Feeds block on the right.

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Happy Birthday Dad

Happy Birthday Dad,

I hope you like your present, I got you a new Government.

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A fan's photos

I received an email today;

Hi Cam

These three kids (including Mr Monty) are proud to be supporting National in the election tomorrow

Miss 10 will be wearing the rosette at her Birthday Party tomorrow.

Mr Monty wants his photo on the internet – can you assist

Yes I can assist, enjoy.

Whaleoil in the News

There have been a couple of news items recently with me in them.

Radio NZ Mediawatch of 2 November carried our interview with them.

Ali Ikram featured my Two Helens Youtube ad on Sunrise monday morning.

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Hell Pizza Mana are a bunch of useless c**ts

Ok so I’ve been crook, I haven’t had any appetite for three days, I have eaten nothing for except a pot of youghurt. So today when I got hungry I felt like a Lust Pizza from Hell.

My groupie friend warned me that Hell Mana are a big bunch of useless twats none more so than the manager Mark Hughes who she described as a “BCSD”.

I couldn’t possibly believe that her experience could be like that. In Auckland Hell rocks, pizzas arrive on time, piping hot.

So I go to their website, logon with my usual id and go through the process of ordering, changing the address for delivery and paying by credit card. Everything worked, even got thanked for my order. Normally the site by Spikefin works a treat.

And then I waited and waited and waited. After the appointed time that my yummy pizza was supposed to be delivered I started to get annoyed. After another 40 minutes I was fair bloody angry so I rang the useless twats, while my groupie friend cackled mercilessly on the floor saying “I sooooo told you”

I rang and got some spotty rude little minimum wage edjit who must be Mark’s cousin otherwise why would he employ him. He denied all knowledge of the order and basically said tough shit when I said I was starving and asked where my pizza was. I hung up on him after telling him to write down the blog address and show it to Mark.

Hell Pizza Mana you suck, your customer service sucks and your system must be so complicated that your trained monkeys that masqurade as staff can’t even use it. Clearly your staff screening procedures are woefully inadequate, either that or you have a special policy of hiring low IQ dimwitted fools for staff. This is what happens when the minimum wage is raised above the capacity of even our most simple citizens.

This was a hellish experience and one I am not likely to repeat.

Leftwing stalking Whaleoil

This creepy message was posted on the blog;

Whaleoil being stalked

3rdParty is now banned from my blog. His IP address (125.238.172.132) has been passed to Telecom. A word of warning too, the last person who followed me got a broken nose and bruised face when his head hit the side of the car he was following me in.

The left wing seen to be taking an extreme interest in WOBH.

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Bloody Feeds!

Ok, enough of the complaints about the feeds, bloody Feedburner doesn’t seem to want to work for everyone so out they go, I will still feed Feedburner but for now you can get the WOBH RSS Feed direct now from this site.

Happy? Good, now back to bashing pinkos.

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