When is someone in government going to get it through their thick skulls that rail in Auckland will NEVER work, EVER.
To give you an example of screwed the public transport system is in Auckland I give you the Maxx website.
This site is meant to help you plan a journey. So let’s do that shall we.
Let’s say I live in Howick (I do) and let’s say I work in Henderson at one of the industrial areas between Bruce McLaren Road and Henderson Valley Road like Corban Avenue ( I don’t). Now let’s plug that into the handy little calculator and tell it that I need to be at work at 0830. The wonderful little site tell me that I have to leave home at 5.56am and have a 2hrs and 12min Walk/Bus/Walk/Bus/Walk trip ahead of me. The walking is almost a kilometre but the good news is that I get to work at 8.08am. There is a helpful suggestion of an alternative trip that leaves at the same time and involves a Walk/Bus/Walk/Train/Walk/Bus/Walk trip and takes only 1hr 53 mins. Whoopy!! I still have to sit in public transport and travel for 2 hours just to get to work and then do the same all over again in reverse to get home. the cost of each trip is also $12.90 or almost $26.00 per day!!!!
To drive the same trip at that time would max out at 40 minutes and cost nowhere near that amount in fuel even driving a Hummer. And that is in a place where there are fricken train tracks!!!
Trains only work if you happen to live in a suburb that has a line and work in a suburb with the same line. This changing trains, buses, walking crap is why people don’t do public transport in Auckland. Sharing a bus/train/bus with 60 other sweating individuals after all that walking doesn’t really appeal to me, I’ll take my car for the 40 minute ride thanks and be able to stop off and have a fricken 3 course breakfast aong the way and still beat the public transport freak going the hard way.
Now Liberty Scott has also looked at this insult to our intelligence and gives the business case for trains a damn good fisking. His conclusion;
ARTA/ARC have dressed up the rail business case to suit the answer they wanted, on grounds that the government’s own funding agency would question. It will continue to cost taxpayers $5 per trip when electrified, it will generate very modest benefits, and most of those who benefit will be those who get their trip subsidised. It will make diddly squat difference to those using the road network, at best it might increase property values for those living nearby a station and work nearby one on the same line, or businesses who may have a catchment from those able to use the train.
At best, it needs independently appraised – not by anyone in Auckland local government – to determine if the appraisal itself is robust, the levels of confidence and optimism bias around costs and benefits, and whether a thorough appraisal of alternatives has been included.
Sadly, National has been taken for a ride, and you’re being asked to pay.
Liberty Scott also outlines 13 reasons why Rail in Auckland is a stupid idea and Bernard Hickey, the sage of Ponsonby also has serious misgivings.
Please Mr Joyce stop listening to the policy wonks and have a quick look over some of this commentary before spending billions on a train system that will never be used. Would some green wanker also like to tell me why trains would work, and how I would get to work in Albany from Howick on public transport in under 2 hours?
The most bizarre spending after that was the $20k for Youtube ads by the CTU!!!!
David will attest to the fact that my Two Helens ad was whipped up on the coffee table in a motel in Taupo in about two hours and the voice was recorded in Tauranga. The whole ad cost us nothing but time and pretty much stopped Labour’s Two Johns ad overnight.
Ditto the three Downfall videos I made. The scripts were mailed to be by Batman, I borrowed Downfall off a fan in Hastings and cut the videos in about 20 muntes per one. Vodafone provided the upload bandwidth on the move.
Someone sure as hell needs to be be paying me $20k for all those video considering the hurt that they put on Labour and Winston.
Still, I am quite proud of our ramshackle PR fiasco….our little $29k went a very long way in terms of smacking around the government, far further than the big money in politics that the Unions provided on behalf of the Labour party.