Pork Chop

I read with mild interest, mainly because I wanted to see if Charlotte Dawson would stick in her skinny bony elbow into the fat guts of Pork Chop, the article on the wide bodied one.

Charlotte didn’t disappoint, she has a pit of evil and a memory that shows that forgiveness will be a long time coming for “The Chop”.

I noted a comment though by Bridget Saunders where she says:

“It was a pretty hideous thing to do to anybody. Rachel went hard but she’s still got a beating heart, there’s still a woman in there with feelings.”

After I swallowed down the sick, I thought what a two faced bitch..I spent days on end helping her with her “battles” with the Glucina family. For  Bridget to now claim this was hideous is hypocrisy of Trevor Mallard proportions. Here is an email she sent to me and others about RGTP:

From: Bridget Saunders
To:
Subject: RGTP
Sent: Oct 18, 2010 08:13

Baby I need some Drewpork -help and the above can provide it..I emailed Cam re a coffee but have not heard back…
is he still involved?
xxxxx

I never was involved, but clearly Bridget Saunders, who now says she thought it was hideous, had her finger rather close to the pulse and knew precisely who was involved. The Herald on Sunday rang me on Friday desperate for their last minute story to get statement about my alleged involvement with RGTP. They read out the line they were going to use (it was never published) and asked me if I was the mastermind behind the Facebook page. My reply to them was official and on the record….”No, I wasn’t involved, but I wish I was”.

I have a blog, why would I need to skulk anonymously behiond a Facebook page, do you think I’m scared of Pork Chop…pfffft

What me me most sick in my mouth and took lots of gasping and deep swallows to clear my throat was the thought of Duncan Garner at the Chops birthday paying homage to the great beast in the forlorn hope that she doesn’t delve further into his nicknames or the fact he has four children to three different women…or is that the other way round…that we know and he is still in his 30s. Everyone else named as guests of the Chop for her birthday seemed to have one common trait, they all had a lot to lose and even more to hide.

Ding Dong the Pork Chop is….moving on up?

I heard via the tipline that she earned another nickname after the Metro photoshoot….”Beanbag”. Here is a more appropriate picture

Awesome a marzipan pig. I hear Rachel posed for this and I think the sculpter has capture the look. Merry Christmas.

Paparazzi superstar Simon “Porkchop” Runting made an arse of himself this afternoon being the world’s least discreet paparazzi photographer.

Today he didn’t even find bush and blazingly stood taking pics for his master The Pork Chop.

Problem is he was so slow, he got papped first.

Simon Runting papped again

This is now the second time this blog has papped Runting.

Surely this makes him the most #biwinning cameraman in the world.

Models look out at Fashion Week, imagine Runting coming at you in the changing room?

I wonder who has been talking out of school to Pork Chop.

One thing is for sure, Trevor is going to feel the pain when I kick his arse come August 15.

As loyal readers will know, the Whale despises just three people, Pork Chop, Andrew Williams and Winston Raymond peters, 65, pensioner of Helensville.

Today we get the Quinella. Pork Chop and the Clown of Campbells Bay, except this time it is actually the Cock of Campbells Bay. The Cock is back.

Like I say for my campaign slogan, My decisions won’t be influenced by Jim, Jack or Johnny, now I can add or Woody.

The Cock of Campbells Bay

Hard to beat this one. Is that Pork Chop sitting at the front of the stage?

The Whale does the watching so you don’t have to.

Pork Chop buying a Salad?

People in glasshouses should not throw stones. While hottie Alison Mau’s had a bad week after a disgusting piece of “repeating” last Sunday, a certain member of the Royal Family of Fatty Pork in Auckland should be sweating chunks at his (much) bigger sister’s disgusting behaviour as it’s opened up a large can of worms and now people are talking. Quite how she reconciles the name of her PR company (Pink PR) with her assault on the GLTB community is hard to understand.

Gotcha! has been provided with the sauciest of tipoffs from a source close to the gay and lesbian community alleging certain behaviour round town of Henry Glucina, brother of Pork Chop. In the interest of Mau fairness to the way sexy Ali was treated, I’ve decided not to bother contacting him so he can inform his family but to publish it.

Dear Henry it is alleged by the “in” crowd in Auckland is in his own marriage of (in)convenience at the bequest of a desperate Mummy looking for a heir to the family anti-fortune.

Yes Henri would much rather be singing Opera with a big strong dark-boy at the lustfully heterosexually named leaky establishment called “Mollies”.

Instead he did the decent Croatian thing and got married.

How sad, too bad….never mind. GLBT Community 1, Pork Chop 0.

1. Do the Judge and Doctor belong to the same Lodge?
2. Do the Judge and the Doctor play at the same Golf club?
3. Does the Judge share an interest with the Doctor?
4. Tennis maybe?
5. Tiddlywinks?
6. Or is it just a professional courtesy from one closed shop to another?
7. Surely he would have recused himself?
8. Anyone heard from Silent T this year?
9. What is happening with the Bill Liu case?
10. Its nearly been two years, should it take that long?
11. Who really is Phil Goff?
12. Why did so many “names” go bankrupt in October?
13. Isn’t Ali so much hotter now she bats for the other team?
14. Ali Mau or Pork Chop?
15. Definitely Ali, right?
16. Actually who would go with Pork Chop?
17. Is Brooke Two-Fathers the new Ricardo for Pork Chop