Eddie/Mallard at The Standard is writing up a storm about a civil war that simply doesn’t exist and dreaming up factions that are a figment of Eddie’s fevered imagination…or is it Trevor Mallard’s fevered imagination.
Eddie/Mallard believe that the factions are:
- the Collins faction â€“ socially conservative, the partyâ€™s Christian wing, economically pure (ie neoliberal) but not overly strong economically apart from on decreasing government spending;
- the Brat Pack â€“ socially conservative but also more economically conservative, incrementalists who see the object of politics as being in power, transforming the country gradually, as a glacier carves a valley;
- the Boag/Key faction â€“ socially liberal, economically neoliberal, old guard, who also want power for the long-run â€“ their next star after Key is Hekia Parata;
- the Joyce faction â€“ socially liberal, small business mentality that the rules should be bent or discarded when they get in the way, not really ideological economically but probably tending to the libertarian way.
Where to start…The Brat Pack ceased to exist a long time ago. Tony Ryall does his own thing these days, Nick Smith is damaged goods, Roger Sowry left parliament three elections ago leaving Bill English as the last man standing. The Brat Pack was also a creature of Michelle Boag’s but she is about as popular as herpes right now. Bill English fell out with her a long time ago.
Bizarrely Eddie/Mallard suggest that there is a Boag/Key faction…this is specious. John KEy is his own man and not one to fall for the machination of Michelle Boag, even if she continues to claim that it was she and not my old man thatÂ recruitedÂ John Key to National. There simply isn’t a Boag/Key faction as Eddie/Mallard presumes. If there was then Bill Birch wouldn’t have been dispatched with a message for Boag telling her to wither and die, and to do it quietly, which was delivered last week.
There isn’t even a Collins or a Joyce faction. Again these are largely a figment of Eddies/MallardsÂ imagination.
Anyway the post suggests that Stephen Joyce and Hekia Parata are the dream team to take over from John Key.
There is are several major flaws in that thinking.
Neither is liked by their peers which is more important than the wishes and dreams of Eddie/Mallard. Also both are List MPs. Stephen Joyce won’t stand in an electorate due to his campaign manager duties and Hekia Parata has tried and failed twice to win a seat.
hard working electorate MPs won’t countenance a duopoly of List MPs leading the party. If they can’t win seats then they shouldn’t be leaders.
Like Trevor Mallard,Â The Standard never lets the truth get in the way of a good story.Â BasicallyÂ The Standard exists in a parallel universe inhabited by few others beyond the deluded Trevor Mallard.