Can’t see the point of it myself, and kinda obvious you did anyway. I reckon only a dud root would do this:
It’s ridiculous for a guy to even try to fake an orgasm. I mean, thereâ€™s hard fucking evidence of a dudeâ€™s climax, making it mind-numbingly obvious when he doesnâ€™t. Iâ€™ve caught one man attempting to fake an orgasm in my life, and it was probably the darkest sexual experiences Iâ€™ve ever had. He was a guy who struggled to become and stay aroused, and I think in an attempt to impress me or assert his virility or something, he pretended to cum during a love-making session after weeks of us having unfruitful sex. I was suspicious from the outset, given his dick wasnâ€™t all the way hard, and he was so dramatic with the noise making. It felt forced.
Because I am a psychopath who likes crime shows, I foraged through the trash looking for the used condom after he fell asleep. And once I found in the darkness, I stuck my finger inside to see if it contained the requisite man juices. Nada. Although I did feel pretty chuffed imagining myself as the foxy, not-afraid-to-get-her-hands-dirty star of my own sexy cop drama, SSI: Sex Scene Investigation. Sexy case closed!Â Read more »