South Park

Giant Douche v. Turd Sandwich

I have been discussing this year’s Presidential elections and been trying to work out which candidate is this year’s Giant Douche and which is the Turd Sandwich.

That argument has now been settled…by South Park, who invented the terms:

Leave it to South Park to make fun of nostalgia while flagrantly indulging in self-referential memories of its own.

Comedy Central’s animated mainstay hit a big milestone Wednesday night, kicking off its 20th season, fortuitously enough, during an election year. Creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s prankishly prescient approach to political satire has produced some of the show’s most memorable episodes in the past—and one of those episodes, Season 8’s “Douche and Turd,” just got an encore.

As in Season 19, Mr. Garrison served as a Donald Trump proxy in the season premiere—although it looks like he got a little spray tan in between seasons. Hillary Clinton, who also made a brief appearance last season, returned this season sporting a new blue suit. However, this episode introduced a new nickname for her: Turd Sandwich. And Garrison’s new moniker? Giant Douche.   Read more »

The most offensive Christmas song ever

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Wonder if they found the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka at the same time?

A frog thought to be extinct has been re-discovered.

In 1853 Edward Frederick Kelaart, a physician and naturalist, collected a strange frog on the island of Sri Lanka then a British colony known as Ceylon. The specimen was a large shrub frog (about 2 inches or 5.5 centimeters long) with black-outlined white specks on lime-green skin. He dubbed it “starry” after its pale specks, but that was last anyone heard of it. Even the holotype—the body of the amphibian collected by Kelaart—went missing. Fast forward nearly 160 years—two world wars, Sri Lanka’s independence, and a man on the moon—when a recent expedition into Sri Lanka’s Peak Wilderness rediscovered a beguiling frog with pinkish specks.  Read more »

Merry [email protected] Christmas To The World

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No they don’t

This remix still makes the wrong assumption that Gingers have souls. They don’t.

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Merry F*cking Christmas

When I worked at a major bank I worked in a team of people that in retrospect probably all had a combination of Tourettes and Aspergers. We all worked ina high stress department and so it wasn’t really a surprise that after a year of answering stupid, moronic questions day after day that at Christmas our favourite refrain was “Merry F*cking Christmas”.

This post is for them, they know who they are.

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Labour’s Lies and their Underpants Stealing Strategy

Now the World Cup is over Labour seem to have reverted to their underpants stealing strategy. David Parker has told a total lie about Sensible Sentencing in a classic underpants stealing move that Trevor Mallard would be proud to have committed himself.

A recap for the uninitiated. It is from  the Gnomes episode of South Park.

This is the clip that explains why the gnomes are stealing underpants.

There are many synergies with the gnomes and the Labour Party’s election campaign. So their campaign strategy of stealing underpants is:

Phase 1:   Steal Underpants (an euphemism for some stupid policy that has no chance of winning any votes)
Phase 2:   ?
Phase 3:  Win votes

If left wing bloggers wish to recycle this idea without acknowledging Whaleoil they should at the very least acknowledge they are describing an Underpants Stealing strategy.

Understanding Stealing Underpants

A recap for the uninitiated. It is from the Gnomes episode of South Park.

This is the clip that explains why the gnomes are stealing underpants.

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There are many synergies with the gnomes and the Labour Party’s election campaign. So their campaign strategy of stealing underpants is:

Phase 1:   Steal Underpants (an euphemism for some stupid policy that has no chance of winning any votes)
Phase 2:   ?
Phase 3:  Win votes

If left wing bloggers wish to recycle this idea without acknowledging Whaleoil they should at the very least acknowledge they are describing an Underpants Stealing strategy.

Oh the irony

Does anyone else think it is funny watching Labour MPs bitch and moan about electoral law.

Moaning about signsOh the irony. I wonder if he is mad because someone has complained about his signs, or just that he is the son of the devil and no one in Labour’s caucus likes him.

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