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This Oscar Pistorius story is all a bit strange, isn’t it?¬† There must definitely be more to it.¬† He seemed so happy just the other day, he had such a spring in his step‚Ä¶
Yes, it was only minutes after Oscar Pistorius‚Äôs arrest that the jokes began ‚Ä¶ all taking the Pistorius.
His lawyer’s got a hard job ahead of him. Realistically, it looks like Pistorius hasn’t got a leg to stand on.
Oscar clearly misunderstood when his girlfriend told him that on Valentine’s Day he had to take her out.
Oscar Pistorius is pleading not guilty due to temporary diminished responsibility.¬† He claims he was legless at the time of the incident.
Whatever happens in court, he still has a career. The IOC say he‚Äôs a front runner¬† at the next Olympics for pistol shooting.
Police reconstruction indicates that Pistorius lost it when, for his Valentine’s Day gift, his girlfriend gave him a pair of socks.
New Valentine‚Äôs Day card: ‚ÄúRoses are red, violets are glorious.¬† Never creep up On Oscar Pistorius.‚ÄĚ
Too many Oscar Pistorius jokes already. Trying to come up with a new one is like taking a shot in the dark.
Looks like he has an expensive lawyer. I hope he can foot the bill.
Otherwise, the Oscar goes to……………………Jail !!
New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend’s murder……………. Footprints!
She didn’t notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.¬† Read more »