tits

Great tits more susceptible to disease – Farrar

A reader suggested the headline to go with this story:

Three studies show how tit species have been affected by a new strain of the bird virus that has swept across Britain

Andre Farrar of the RSPB, said: “Measuring and monitoring is a vital part of understanding any new disease and we’ll continue to do that so we can track the spread and intensity of it over time.

 

 

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I wonder if the Muslim Brotherhood will take action?

NZ Herald

Madonna flashed her tit at a concert in Turkey…expect outrage…though she is getting well past her used by date:

Madonna gave her fans in Turkey an eyeful when she had a wardrobe malfunction and exposed a nipple – on purpose – during a recent show.

During a raunchy striptease on stage, Madonna took off her shirt and pulled down her bra to reveal her right breast to the crowd.

The incident sent fans into squeals of delight.

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Playing into his hands

I’ve met Bob McCoskrie, he’s a nice bloke, but sometimes I wonder if he is blessed with any nous when it comes to highlighting things in the media.

The prospect of bare breasts on a Saturday is the last straw for Family First.

The lobby group is furious at plans for a Boobs on Bikes parade in Auckland, on the day the All Blacks play France in the Rugby World Cup.

Steve Crow is planning a “rugby special” Boobs on Bikes parade with girls body-painted in world cup team colours.

Family First says police and councils have been very liberal about weekday topless parades.

Spokesman Bob McCoskrie says having the parade on a weekend when many families with children will be in the city will cause widespread offence.

The Auckland Council confirmed that an application for a permit has been submitted, but has not yet been issued.

Auckland Councillor Cathy Casey has spoken against the idea, saying it will make New Zealand look tacky.

The procession is planned for to travel through Ponsonby Rd, Karangahape Rd and Queen St in central Auckland.

I’ve also met Steve Crow, and he will be laughing like hell that he has once again managed to get Bob McCoskrie and Cathy Casey to nut off against his Boobs on Bikes parade. He is guaranteed good publicity now.

Both Bob and Cathy have had so many last straws that you tend to just ignore them. Cathy Casey certainly should be ignored all the time. Family First and Bob McCoskrie though do so very good work but it is diminished by coming out with silly statements like this.

These are not bouncing Swedish fun bags so what is all the fuss about?

These are not bouncing swedish fun bags so what is all the fuss about?

These are not bouncing Swedish fun bags so what is all the fuss about?

Topless women refuse to take ban lying down

The big question is not about public censorship, it is what the f*** is the public doing funding art anyway?

It is just the guilty pleasure of the liberal elite paid by our tax dollars, and if we don’t watch out we will all be kicking in for Brian Rudman’s theatre.

This is the theatre that the market says isn’t needed because theatre acting is legacy technology super-ceded by technology like TV and Movies that actually makes money, and allows mass distribution, proving people like and want them.

Girls of the World Cup

Girls of the FIFA World Cup

Girls of the FIFA World Cup

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I'd buy this paper

I suspect Farrar would too, though he wouldn’t admit it.

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Wicked Wednesday – The Wine Rack

With Christmas just round the corner I have found just the thing for my female readers but there’s good news and bad about the new WineRack Bra.  A gal and her pals can sip a lot of booze from the bra, but after they do, she’s going to be flat-chested again.

The WineRack with two polyurethane bladders hold up to 25 ounces of bootleg… a bottle of wine, two frozen margaritas or a couple of Irish coffees, if she prefers to keep warm.

The shell is a comfortable sports-style bra; the boob enhancers, two polyurethane bladders affixed with a flexible tube straw and adjustable sipper.

The WineRack Bra comes in small ( 32A – 36A) and medium ( 34B – 38B) and when full, increases boobs by two cup sizes. Don’t worry too much about deflation as you drink.  Once the booze runs out, you can always inflate the bra with air.

There’s really no way to discuss this without offending someone, but hey this blog is all about being offensive so I offer you a choice of three descriptions by which you can be scandalized:

• Boobze. (Bonus: Camelfront.)

• Perfect for duplicitous, predatory transvestites–as your shrinking breasts belie your masculine nature your guzzling target will be proportionately less concerned.

• Bubbly in your jubblies!

Brought to you from the same guys who brought you The Beer Belly.

Peters again promises to reveal all, but not yet

Peters again promises to reveal all, but not yetShunned by the National Party and fighting for his political life, Winston Peters is again promising to reveal evidence that will clear his name. [3 News Politics]

Oh puuuuulease, we have heard it all before. Winston Raymond Peters, 63, Member of Parliament of No Fixed Abode reckons he is going to reveal all about the meeting at Karaka he had with Owen Glenn.

Ok so let me get this straight, he is going to reveal details of the meeting at Karaka that never happened, then that he didn’t know about, then that his lawyer only told him about on the eve of his mothers death.

I do hope he does tell us as it will prove one way or the other what we all know already. That he is a fucking liar.

So let me get this straight

Ok things are a little confusing so let me get this straight.

There was a $100,000 given to Winston Raymond Peters, 63, Member of Parliament of No Fixed Abode that he didn’t know about until his lawyer told him about it despite asking for it in person and thanking the donor for his support after it was given but before he said he knew about it when he said never had never got even 1c from the donor and the photographs showing him at a place he said he never attended and the letter written by the donor are all fakes and we are all dreaming….oh…and….there is a conspiracy.

I’m no Doctor but I think there are several conditions known to cause such incredible hallucinations most of which require compulsory incarceration for the protection of the individual and others.

Another Day, Another Secret Account

The dodgiest politician in New Zealand’s history has yet another secret account slush fund.

Phil Kitchin who is clearly performing the Dance of a Thousand Cuts on Winston Raymond Peters, 63, Member of Parliament of No Fixed Abode has revealed that there is yet another secret account that WRP, 63, MOPONFA has passed large amounts of cash and other donations.

It is called the “National Campaign Account”. So now we know that WRP, 63, MOPONFA had contrary to his previous public assertions;

  1. The Spencer Trust
  2. The Winston Peters Fighting Fund and now
  3. The National Campaign Account

Just how many more secret accounts does WRP, 63, MOPONFA have? Do the party know about even one of these accounts?