via the tipline
Here is a copy of a bill from one nights drinking in Las Vegas. It is real, I know a person who was there.
I do however have a few of questions.
- Where is McCully and Groser this week?
- What will the ministerial expense claims look like next release?
- How would you go about covering this one up if it was you?
- What one of these items is the hookers?
Note to Barry Colman and Busted Blonde, this is a real piss up using Veuve Clicquot. It is now nine months since the VRWC won the competition for Busted Blonde and still no party. Babies have been conceived and born in the time it has taken for this party to eventuate. Meanwhile in Las Vegas $189,375.98 USD was consumed prior to midnight at Tryst in Las Vegas.
Note the tip is more than the average wage in New Zealand. This is what the NZ tourist industry needs, not a bunch of wailing, dancing Maori in grass skirts feeding the masses greasy hangi for $50 a head begfore them back on the bus they came on.