Whaleoil

A valid point

Cactus Kate must be really annoyed. She has completed two posts inside 24 hours. She raises some valid points about the last vestiges of any credibility The Standard might have had:

When a blog unsuccessfully attacks on a conspiracy basis Whaleoil and myself on the right and then to the left Mallard, Curran and Pagani – and we have all spent time successfully refuting all conspiracy theories as nonsensical.

You have to ask – do The Stranded have any credibility left as a blog?

The new leadership of Labour could do nothing better than to ensure that no Labour staffers are involved in authoring, associated with or handing information to such a rag tag discredited anonymous unaccountable blog. The only reason the posters are anonymous is to protect their employment. Lynn has been clear about this. Which is code for they all have political positions and shouldn’t be blogging in the first instance, least of all attacking their mates on the left.

The same goes for The Greens if Mallard’s claim as to the identity of Zetetic is correct. To do this both organizations will have to find out who is authoring the sort of posts above under anonymous pen names and staining the left with inaccuracy, conspiracy and attacking even their own with lies.

Kind of ironic really The Stranded takes so many pot shots at Red Alert.

Whaleoil Redux 2011 – Q4 – December

December – 661 Posts

While David Shearer was running his campaign against David Cunliffe the Maritime union was busy shutting down the Ports of Auckland.

Any sympathy they might have had from the general populace evaporated when bloggers leaked their salary details.

I wrote a column for NBR.

Another rich prick was spotted on the wharf.

The Young Nats endorsed David Cunliffe with a “bloody exciting” video:

Labour seemed to have trouble sending their emails again so I helped out.

With all the VRWC backing Shearer and with the revelations of his plotting being conducted at a BBQ at Matthew Hooton’s house afte the election I call David Shearer the Manchurian Candidate.

Sue Moroney forgets who won the election and continues the nasty.

Chris Trotter explained how to commit economic treason and sabotage.

I went hunting. Apparently I am a bush assassin and should have used a helicopter for proper hunting. Either way the freezer is full of nice Red Deer.

I bust the Remuera Rackets Club Rampant Rooter.

I explain the Sabbath and what it means to me.

Kevin Campbell rants about deaf people, following up his stunning propensity to say and do stupid things.

Carmel Sepuloni goes nasty on her victory in Waitkare….nek minnit…she is handed her arse after a recount.

I went on Breakfast to discuss the Law Commission report on blogging and journalism.

Sue Moroney is the Queen of Nasty.

I published the letters from Ports of Auckland that the union described as “filthy, reprehensible, repugnant literature”, they weren’t

The Maritime Union then blames their continued strike on me because I published the letters.

Darien Fenton picked a fight with a blogger.

Peter Goodfellow made headlines again, for the wrong reasons.

I blog about Labour’s pending problems with resources.

 

I published a Guest Post about Charter Schools and how they would work.

I started my Whaleoil Awards voting:

 

 

 

Whaleoil Redux 2011 – The numbers

From Google Analytics:

  • 2,011,017 Visits
  • 464,147 Unique Visitors
  • 6,011,458 Pageviews
  • 2.99 Pages/Visit
  • 00:18:02 Avg. Time on Site
  • 48.64% Bounce Rate
  • 22.21% % New Visits

Compare that with 2010, where I had more than 3 million page views and over 1,200,000 visits to the site. I am very happy with the massive increase in traffic and readership.

To do that I wrote 4405 posts averaging 12 posts a day. Latterly that has been around 20 posts a day.

Many thanks to my loyal readers and commenters for your continued support.

Whaleoil Redux 2011 – Q4 – October

October 2011 – 655 Posts

Darien Fenton followed up her SMOG with a denial that she called for a boycott.

Louisa Wall joined in Labour’s hate-fest on Sir Peter Leitch.

Twitter is a fantastic tool for politicians….to tell us all how much they are troughing it up at our expense.

I blog about how I feel sorry for Phil Goff. A man so inept he deserves only pity.

Labour continued to flout the law, and I continued to report them.

I learn a new rule from Andrew Sullivan. Do not meet your enemies:

I got to know long-time personal piñatas and found that they were — can you believe it? — human beings, often perfectly nice human beings with perfectly nice families. Even worse, the first words out of their mouths were sometimes, “I admire your work” — and once an author hears that, his estimation of the person voicing this pleasing judgment immediately rises. (She thinks I’m good, therefore she must be good.) At that moment your inventory of ready-made-always-available-in-a-pinch targets would be diminished by one, and since the list is never really that long, the loss of one would be serious. Of course, it might be the case that the person you have learned to dislike in print is even more dislikable in the flesh (oh happy day!), but you can’t count on that and so it is better, all things considered, not to take any chances.

I took some time out before the election to shoot rabbits:

Lesley Soper joined in the Labour SMOG-fest. Apparently Labour supported a policy for $15 Ho’s.

Phil Goff’s winning strategy for the election was….beating Sam Morgan of Trademe fame to 5000 followers on Twitter. John Key had 28,000 followers.

Comment of the day from Blair:

My favourite Kiwiblog posts are when he just copies and pastes something from Whaleoil and then puts some one sentence comment underneath it like he wants to be a real blogger.  Kiwiblog is the Lion Red of blogs – very popular, but bland and and poor quality.

Trevor Mallard, when given a choice between telling the truth or telling a lie always picks telling a lie.


Phil Goff suggests blacksmithing as the kind of jobs for the future of New Zealand. With the Greens gaining strength at the expense of Labour he may well be right.

I suggest a new slogan for Labour.

Labour bombed their website again, confusing Maryan Street with Clayton Cosgrove. A simple mistake I know, they are so similar in appearance, but proof yet again that Labour are unfit to govern.

Trevor Mallard tries to out nasty Darien Fenton on the nasty. Twitter is providing almost daily SMOG from Labour now.

Phil Goff is busted as a disaster tourist.

I compare Labour in 2011 and National in 2002. Pretty much the same result too.

I question the effectiveness of Peter Goodfellow with fundraising…it will be interesting to see the donation returns and expenses when they are filed.

On October 14 I publish details of a planned dirty tricks campaign but an as yet unknown group. I even publish the mock up of their attack and the fact they are seeking quotes. This story explodes into the media a few short weeks later.

I helpfully release Clare Curran’s and Labour’s ICT policy a day early. Clare wasn’t at all pleased.

Clare Curran continues to focus on the things that matter…her orgasm:

God I sound like Sally from that scene in When Harry met Sally #rwc2011
@clarecurranmp
Clare Curran

Labour candidate Christine Rose blames John Key for Pike River, the Christchurch Earthquake and for the Rena running aground.

Andrew Little does his leadership aspirations a bit of harm in attacking an Auckland City Councillor.

I blog about Labour’s future women…unfortunately none of them got elected because Labour promoted their harpies, harridans and nasties above the lookers.

Carmel Sepuloni proves she is the princess of nasty. Phil Goff backs her up.

Trevor Mallard ups the ante on the nasty.

I repost my Rules of Politics.

I posted a video about Labour’s Hobbit

Phil Goff uses Twitter to continually connect with voters and tell them he cares about the things that matter…like his new red socks.

The Listener did an article about anti-depressants which I featured in.

We are still waiting for Mallard’s untold story about Rena? The man really is an inveterate liar.

There is an untold story on why @ was so slow getting #Rena action
@TrevorMallard
Trevor Mallard

Phil Goff still keeps voter up with the play at his hobby farm via Twitter. He even tells us he has bought a new puppy but is unsure as to the breed.

Labour and their proxies ran a nasty, dirty smear campaign in Epsom. They tried to get the media to run a particularly nasty smear but none did. Eventually I suspect that the details about the smear will get an airing and then David Parker won’t be looking so smug.

Labour and Daljit Singh continue to have a nice cosy relationship. I wonder when Daljit Singh’s court case hits the courts again?

Labour released their first campaign video and it was parodied immediately:

If it wasn’t bad enough that Darien Fenton had attacked Sir Peter Leitch then David Cunliffe goes and attacks Sir Peter Jackson, cementing Labour as the nasty party and hobbit haters.

1000 demerits

Cactus Kate has given out her Prick Awards.

My award to her is 1000 demerits from the VRWC.

Giving dirty pinkos the top award is beyond the pale. I won an award:

The Loudest Prick Award for Blatant Continual Shit Stirring – Whaleoil

There is too much material to list here. No one on the internet in New Zealand politics is louder, ruder or often more tongue in cheek hypocritical than the Whale. Only Whaleoil can hurl abuse at the Labour Party then call them “nasty” when they hurl shit and abuse back. Between breaking many stories this year and being the cause of Union strikes, Whale has exceeded expectations from even his friends and allies for being completely and utterly outrageous in the wooden spooning of shit.

The Disappearing Prick Award for blogging underachievement – David Farrar

David? Where art thou David? If your face was full up in a pile of muff we may have forgiven you but you have been largely absent this year with other stuff on your mind. We end the year with pictures from Safari in Africa. By far David’s best series of posts of the year after some short spurts post election. A much larger effort is required in 2012 from our Jedi Grand Master Yoga.

Breakfast from this morning

I was on Breakfast this morning.

Here is the video link.

Could TVNZ and TV3 please arrange so shows can be embedded please.

On Breakfast this morning

I am on TVNZ Breakfast this morning, just after 7:00am, to discuss the Law Commission report on blogging and new media.

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My daughter is beautiful

Last night was the school dance. Miss Whale decided she wanted a dress made in camo, bless.

The Spanish Bride and I are very proud of our beautiful daughter.

Elections are good for traffic

Since Farrar is gloating let’s look at mine.

From Google Analytics.

  • 35,790 unique visitors this week
  • 100,840 visits this week
  • 260,782 page views this week
  • 69,288 unique visitors this month
  • 254,118 visits this month
  • 612,133 page views this month

Browsers

  • IE 32.8%
  • Firefox 24.24%
  • Safari 19.32%
  • Chrome 17.39%
  • Android 2.39%

Operating Systems

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Politics Round Up – Leighton Smith, Cam Slater and John Pagani

Here is the audio of our last session before the election, there will be another one after the election on Monday where we pick apart the results.

Politics Round Up – Leighton Smith, Cam Slater and John Pagani by whaleoil