Monday Nightcap *Language

A new MAHK video, about constipation. Caution language, late night only. Watch”Pharmaceutical Ads” were Real Life – Erica’s Movantik Moment” on YouTube.

If you don’t like crass jokes give this one a miss.

Space Shuttle Launch Audio

How the Space Shuttle used to be.

Manly Monday

Bert and Ernie “Gay Wedding Cake”

Bert and Ernie – Muslim baker (British)

 

Entitled People Getting Owned Compilation 2017 *NSFW

Entitled people getting owned

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Comedy Corner: Non PC jokes guaranteed to offend

L’Oréal appoints corrosive, anti-Israel model as spokeswoman

Amena Khan

When I stopped laughing at the thought of a hijab-wearing model being chosen by L’Oréal to promote hair products, I had to sigh at their choice of spokesperson.

Here are some of her toxic views on the Middle East’s only democracy, Israel:

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The Nork Walk and other good shirt

Guest Post: By Brian Rogers

SunLive.co.nz

newsie.co.nz


There are many reasons why you should wear a shirt, people, and frankly, I’m a little disappointed that we are even having this conversation.

This has been a difficult time for me, as I’ve been forced to write an entire column about breasts. This goes against my inner survival instincts, as I do my best to NOT think about breasts. Hard-learnt lessons from over the years have taught me that the less I think about breasts, the easier life is.

Now I’ve been thrust back into the heaving cleavage of bosomland; a confusing, dangerous place for any man because the messages are mixed and inconsistent, fraught with mantraps and potential for disaster.

From our first days we have them shoved in our face and are supposed to admire and respect them. But then we spend the rest of our lives being told not to stare at them, despite extreme provocation; having them plumped up, trussed in, trotted precariously in front of us… and yes, even smothered in glitter and paraded past… but you’re not allowed to look at them! Let alone, as one hapless breast investigator discovered recently, touch the damned things.

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