Jim Hopkins write letter to Mrs Peter Davis

[Imported from Whale Oil Beef Hooked on Blogger]

Jim Hopkins in the Herald has written a brilliant letter to Mrs Peter Davis.

Some excerpts are here for your enjoyment.

“If I put my tongue in your ear and murmured sweet nothings, would you tell me? If I nibbled your lobe and caressed your alabaster surplus, would you share your most intimate secret?”

If you could but tell me I would gladly plight my troth – and you might even get your snout back in it, you lusciously unblighted apple!”

That is my pledge, sultry hippo, and I trust it might soften your heart. No fiscal temptations will lead me astray, fairest crop of industrial hemp. My income belongs to you and only you, my little crustacean. “

If I made such a smitten pledge, would you finally flutter those cover-girl lashes as only you can (once every three years) and yield that thing which I desire?”


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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story.  And when he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet.   Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet, and as a result he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist that takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him.  But you can’t ignore him.

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