Helen Clark Doll on Trademe

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An enterprising seller is advertising a doll on TradeMe decked out as Helen Clark.

Helen is wearing an ecologically appropriate suit approved by the GREEN party.

One arm is damaged. This may be because it has been twisted too much or perhaps she was involved in a high speed car crash that wasn’t her fault because the driver was going too fast and she didn’t notice.

A handbag full of secret cabinet papers is included with this purchase so she may be of interest to National party and Act party supporters as well.

I considered putting Helen under Action figures but after seeing how stunning she looked on her campaign posters decided to put her near the Barbies.

A Real role model for girls of today.


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