Todays Muppet award goes to David Two-Fathers

Police will not be prosecuting the Hon David Benson Pope for allegations of misconduct as a teacher in 1982 this despite there being prima facie case concerning an event where a student’s hands were taped to the desk while he had a tennis ball in his mouth and another event involving another student being struck on the face.

While there was some conflicting evidence Police concluded there was a prima facie case.

One wonders what exactly do you have to do to get prosecuted if you are a member of the government.

However, David Two-Fathers still has a little matter of his lying to parliament. Given that there is a prima facie case to answer he must have lied to parliament.

Thus, todays Muppet award goes to David Benson-Pope.






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