Where on earth does the Herald get its ideas from

I was reading an article on Stuff today about Winstons little hissy fit with the Herald.

He took issue with its reporting of his trip to the Apec summit in Korea, and an editorial published last Wednesday under the headline Clayton’s Foreign Minister.

Mmmm…last Wednesday was the the 16th of November, I thought to myself, the bastards they nicked my line. On the 13th I published this article under the headline  "Tailors Dummy a Claytons Minister" and included the classic line "The Foreign Minister you have when you don’t have a Foreign Minister".


I wonder where they get their ideas, not that I can really claim that as original but I used it first so there.


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