Juss chuck it in bro

At our family Christmas eve get together tonight my sister related a little story about a friend of hers who picked up a chick one night out partying.

After a late night partying, they climbed into a cab for the ride back to his place.

Upon arriving continued the action that began in the cab and finally moved to the bedroom.

What with a busy night drinking and dancing the gent concerned needed a break and went to the bathroom.

After performing his ablutions he re-entered the bedroom to find his chosen lady, chick, skank completely naked on the bed on all fours looking over her shoulder at him and saying "Juss Chuck it in Bro" in her best South Auckland accent.

Now I don’t know about you that would probably dead set give me a Mr Floppy and I would probably bolt for the door.

Mr Nice-Guy however faced with such in invitation just couldn’t resist and did indeed "Juss Chuck it in".


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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story.  And when he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet.   Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet, and as a result he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist that takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him.  But you can’t ignore him.

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