I Lub my Huspand….even though….

I banged into a good friend of mine at the Outdoorsmans Headquarters in Rotorua, which by the way is simply the best Outdoors store in New Zealand….perhaps even Australia.

Anyway, he was down from Lake Tarawera and I was tripping the family around the sights. We all ended up at his place over looking Lake Tarawera and he related this story to me.

A friend of his was on a mission to Samoa (literally a mission, he is a missionary) and attended a Praise Service.

At the praise service people get up and give thanks to the lord or whoever for the good things that happen in their life.

One particular woman stood up and made the following statement.

"I lub my huspand!….even tho’ he peat me"

"I luuub my huspand!!….even tho’ he sleep wiv my sistah" 

"I luuuuub my huspand!!!!….even tho’ he having a pay-pee wiv my sistah.

"I luuuub my huspand!!!!"

Apparently the congregation was completely silent…..I wonder where the huspand was?


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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story.  And when he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet.   Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet, and as a result he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist that takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him.  But you can’t ignore him.

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