If you want to be a criminal – make sure you're a socialist

Remember how Shane Ardern was dragged through the ringer for his tractor incident, and Nick Smith for his alleged contempt of court? They both happen to be centre-right National MPs.

Contrast them with these familiar names: Helen Clark, Pope David Benson, Pete Hodgson – all left wingers who avoided court action.

Well, now we have another name to add to the list of disgrace – Jeanette Fitzsimmons – another left winger let off the hook. Lucky she didn’t set the whole Coromandel Pennisula alight!

Moral of the story – if you want to be a criminal – make sure you’re a socialist!


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