Oh Shit now we will have to rip up all our Plants

It has been revealed that living plants actually contribute to the so called greenhouse gases by emitting methane at a rate 10-100 times larger than rotting plant matter. This was previously thought to not occur.

They produce about 10 to 30 per cent of the annual methane found in the atmosphere, according to researchers at the Max-Planck Institute for Nuclear Physics in Heidelberg, Germany.  

This of course makes Kyoto a farce of Enron proportions…..oh wait it was Enron that designed the Kyoto system…..ha ha ha ha ha ha…..oh the sides….oh they hurt.

So all you green wankers out there, start filling in the swamps and ripping out your plants they are the culprits. 

Methane, which is produced by city rubbish dumps, coal mining, flatulent animals, rice cultivation and peat bogs, is one of the most potent greenhouse gases in terms of its ability to trap heat.

Fucks sake rice cultivation….most of Asia is exempt from Kyoto and they grow the fricken rice…..oooow the sides are hurting again…..the ribs….no stop. 

Oh yeah we best drain the Amazon basin while we are at it and the Everglades come to think of it….all those swamps emitting naughty methane gas.

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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story. When he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

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