Quotes of the Day

" I think the mayor should actually listen to people who know something about trees, I mean, we don’t tell him how to make corn-flakes."  – Auckland City Resident

"Cut me down and leave the trees" – As much as I’d love to say this was from Old Mother Hubbard, it was instead from a vox-pop interview


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