Urgent Message to VRWC….pass it on

hat tip: SilentRunning

To: VRWC all Units

From: Rove

Subject: Plan Redneck

Special Bulletin from the Pentagon

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These
Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma,
Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been
given only the following facts about terrorists:

  1. The season opened today.
  2. There is no limit.
  3. They taste just like chicken.
  4. They don’t like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
  5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

“We prefer the term. Appalachian American”.

 


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