Quick, someone pass me a needle, the boil needs lancing again

What a complete, shallow, self centred, ego-maniacal cow.

Resign, Resign, Resign.

Speaking from Sydney, she said she would have missed important meetings had she been delayed.

"I was in a hole and they managed to help me out and I was happy to pay the price for that," she said.

"That was my silly mistake and I won’t do it again."

Well boo hoo….anyone else would have missed out. I bet if I asked the rescue helicopter to pick up and drop off something for me they would say something like ‘Oh no, couldn’t possibly do that, it would detract from the operational duties of the helicopter and staff."

Resign or be lanced. 


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