Harmeet Sooden alive and rescued by the forces of evil

Harmeet Sooden has been rescued by the US and British forces of evil who have delivered him from the head-hackers noble insurgents terrorising fighting to free Iraq.

Funny thing was though as I was watching on CNN and BBC our Harmeet Sooden must be a different one because Jack Straw announced that 1 Briton and 2 Canadians have been rescued….no mention of the poor kiwi hostage…oh dear ;)


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