I would rather be a Creep than…

Since when has it been "creepy" to publish what is patently the un-deniable truth.

I'll tell you what is creepy ;

  • forging paintings and thinking there is nothing wrong with that
  • perving at school girls in changing sheds and thinking nothing is wrong with that
  • sleeping with someone in your care and thinking there is nothing wrong with that
  • stealing taxpayer funds to buy and election and thinking there is nothing wrong with that
  • filing false declarations and thinking there is nothing wrong with that
  • speeding at reckless speeds to a sport you don't even like and thinking there is nothing wrong with that
  • assaulting legimate protestors and thinking there is nothing wrong with that
  • rorting the immigration system and thinking there is nothing wrong with that

This list is by no means conclusive as to the attributes considered useful to lead a conscientious and hardworking ministry.

The bilious bitch makes me sick.

 


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