The solution is "Slug Slam"

Chris Carter fresh from his ill informed decision on Whangamata marina is also now sitting on a decision whether Solid Energy can get at $400 million worth of coal.
So why is the Conservation minister deciding this? Well because there is a population of friggin snails living on top of the coal , and his approval is needed if the plan to move the snails will be successful.
Oh for fucks sake they are friggin snails, get the bulldozers moving and damn the stupid invertebrates.
New Zealand is fast becoming a farce under this government. For fucks sake if this was any other country the decision would be "Snails, what snails, I don't see any snails".
If I was any major corporation in new Zealand and discovered snails on my asset, I would shut up and lay the slug slam.

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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story. When he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet. Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet and, as a result, he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist who takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him, you can’t ignore him.