An anonymous reader sent this in

Two families moved from Saudi Arabia to the USA.
 
When they arrived the two fathers made a bet – in a year's time whichever family had become more American would win.
 
A year later they met again. The first man said, "My son is playing
baseball, I had McDonalds for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud. How about you?"
 
The second man replied, Fuck You, towel head."
 


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