Might I suggest they use one of these

The Christchurch Cat Control Campaign (didn't know such a thing existed) is wanting a moggie hunt in Christchurch to cull the burgeoning numbers of feline terrorists.
 
If I knew how I may contribute to their cause, but in the meantime i reckong they should utilise this. 
 


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