Personally I would have used Slug Slam

A colony of endangered native snails is to be moved so Solid Energy can continue to mine.
Finally a good decision, of course the nutty Greens are opposed to it.
However the true farce is that thousands of dollars were spent on feasibility studies etc so two dimwitted Ministers could make a decision on whether snails sghould live or hundred of millions of dollars could be earned by the country.
A couple boxes of slug slam would have solved all this rigmarole.

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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story. When he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet. Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet and, as a result, he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist who takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him, you can’t ignore him.