Personally I would have used Slug Slam

A colony of endangered native snails is to be moved so Solid Energy can continue to mine.
Finally a good decision, of course the nutty Greens are opposed to it.
However the true farce is that thousands of dollars were spent on feasibility studies etc so two dimwitted Ministers could make a decision on whether snails sghould live or hundred of millions of dollars could be earned by the country.
A couple boxes of slug slam would have solved all this rigmarole.

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  • ZenTiger

    Sure, a couple of boxes of slug slam could solve the problem, but how do you get the ministers to take them?

  • Peopled Diagram

    What happened to Whale Oil – I hope all is well and he's just on holiday.

    I miss his blogs.