Why is the anwer always more taxes?

The Ministry of transport has proposed taxing Aucklanders for their carparks in order to reduce congestion.
Why oh why do we pay these imbeciles to come up with cockamamie ideas such as taxing carpark spaces?
This won't work, Employers will simply tuck their employees a little more as park of their remuneration packages.
Heres a novel idea how about fixing our friggin roads instead of trying to stop us using them. 

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