Get a goldfish!!

A man after my own heart has asked the Christchurch CityCouncil for $1 million per anum to control the burgeoning cat problem in Christchurch.
 
He wants to introduce a night-time curfew (any cat breaking it would be executed euthanised on the spot), allow only one cat per household, have all cats except breeders desexed, microchip and register all cats at a cost of $100 a cat, and supply residents with traps to kill wandering animals.
 
To those cat lovers who would be upset by his plan he said "Get a Goldfish"
 


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