Half an inch when fully reared, when lying down it disappeared

I was reading through Farrars and saw the story about the rent-boy, next thing you know a couple of clicks later I am at the story of Tiny O'Toole otherwise known as John  Prescott.
He might have been able to do it 4 times a night but it seems no-one was able to notice.
mmmm…wondering when the Whale-rider stories will come out here. 

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