Now that is what I call a "Ring of Fire"

According to the Herald, a man suffered minor burns to his arse in a brief but "dramatic" operating theatre fire.
He was undergoing surgery to have haemorrhoids, or piles, removed and was singed on the arse when his fart exploded.
Man, that has gotta hurt.

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