There are no men south of the Bombays

It is official there are no men, just sooks, south of the Bombays .

[quote]Recent statistics show that one in three couples row about the dishes in Wellington and Christchurch, but as much as 50 percent of Auckland homes are seeing disputes.

Other finds include the fact that 64 percent of women do the housework without any help from others, and 42 percent of men claim that they do not clean up the house because of work.[/quote]

Course not its bloody womens work….duh!!! 

I propose a  new slogan for Auckland.

"Auckland, Where men are men and women know it."


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