Whoopsy…that idea didn't work

The ACT party seems to be a bit worried that their Rodney might be out in the first round of Dancing With The Stars. Those who had the mis-fortune to see it will remember that he got the lowest score from the judges!
The Letter is trying to cover up the political mistake by urging readers to vote for Rodney because they know it will kill ACT is their leader is tossed out after only 1 week.

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