Finally some witty repartee

In the house today ;

[quote]Hon Dr Michael Cullen: Does the Minister take an interest in occupational safety and health issues in Auckland; and if so, what is she going to do to stop attractive young women being dropped head first by podgy middle-aged men who have lost their grip?

Madam SPEAKER: That is not a legitimate question. Can we move now to ……Order, please. We have a point of order.

Gerry Brownlee: I raise a point of order, Madam Speaker. I feel obliged to tell the House that I have not lost my grip but I was asked to appear on Dancing with the Stars with Beatrice but the Earthquake Commission had a few objections.[/quote]



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