Paranoia gone crazy

It is often said that paranoia is the first sign of madness.

Today it is has been revealed that workers in the Beehive are having their camera cellphones replaced.

The reason, Security…..utter bullshit. There is nothing either remarkable or remotely of interest worth photographing in the Beehive and certainly nothing that risks security. Believe me I know. I think this has been done so staffers can't get photos of Ministers shagging on the office desks.

Other extremely paranoid alterations to the Beehive include;

  • A new main entrance for the public has been created and visitors will now have to pass through a metal detector before being allowed in.
  • The entrance has been moved further away from the building to make it less of a target for car bombs.
  • Another entrance and bomb-resistant mail room has been created at the rear of Parliament Buildings, with a special x-ray machine through which all letters and parcels must now pass.
  • refurbished and completely sound-proofed ministerial dining room in the Beehive
Shit, if you wanted to do any harm to those plonkers you wouldn't go to Wellington to do it, you would knock them off in their decidedly unprotected electorate offices.
 
Of course you could always fly a plane into the building, I mean its not like anything can stop you. 

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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story. When he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet. Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet and, as a result, he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist who takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him, you can’t ignore him.

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