Random Impertinant Questions

Do you really absolutely have to be a Ginga to be a male co-leader of the Greens?
Why is Russel Norman looking so glum?
Why is Nandor looking so chuffed? 
Why is it bad to have Americans on your campaign but good to have an Australian as your co-leader?
Is it a requirement to dress badly to be a member of the Greens?
Have the Greens worked out that labour detests them yet?
Will they take Nandors suggestion seriously? 

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