Random Impertinant Rugby Questions

  1. Does England and Ireland wish their sponsor was 22 not O2?
  2. Are the Irish really that good?
  3. Do we care if Chris Jack knocked on?
  4. Hasn't Ian Smith…well….exploded?
  5. Doesn't Murray Mexted look like secret witness B?
  6. Why do England and Ireland persist on showing us their test wins on their jerseys?
  7. It isn't as if it is something to be proud of is it?
  8. Is the new Wallaby prop just a big fatty and not the latest thing since sliced bread?
  9. Didn't the Wallabies play better after Gregan came back on?
  10. Isn't Campese just an old once-was and shouldn't he just shut the fuck up?
  11. Were Phil Waugh's parents cousins?
  12. What on earth did Varndell do to upset Tuqiri?
  13. Didn't Varndell get the last laugh?
  14. They didn't really fall for that outrageous dummy pass, did they?
  15. Are the Wallabies really that good?

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