The light at the end of the tunnel

Hat tip Andrei at Sir Humphreys

From the OMG how the fuck did that get there? files.

A Pakistani man was astonished to awake in his cell at the local prison with a pain in his bottom .

[quote]"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," [/quote]

Why he thought that was unusual in a prison to have pain in your bottom I am unsure,  however the light bulb that was removed from his anus definately was a surprise apparently.

Maybe he could sell the light bulb on Trademe.

Meanwhile in a court in the US a former US judge has been convicted of exposing himself by using a sexual device while he presided over court cases.

As Zentiger commented it brings new meaning to the term "banging the gavel"

 


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