Master Whaleoil is mad

Not mad in a crazy sort of way, but mad in an angry sort of way.

Master Whaleoil returned from school yesterday very upset at the change to our nations coinage.

He is mad because with the demise of the 5c coin he reckons things are going to cost more. He reckons he will now have to try harder at garage sales to appear poor so he can get good deals and he has enlisted his sister Miss Whaleoil to the cause.

What cause?

Well Master Whaleoil has found his politcal voice and he says he wants to organise an "angry mob" to protest these uncalled for changes. When he says "an angry mob" he even waves his fist.

The boy has promise.


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