Stupid is as stupid does

I would have thought robbing a shop with a machete is a stupid thing to do at the best of times but trying to rob a gunshop is just plain dumb.

Also of all the gunshops to rob with a machete, I wouldn't have picked that one. The owners whom I know are well known for their intolerance of fools, socialists and thieves.

The wonder is that he is still alive, Ray must have been feeling kindly this morning. The friggin Rottweiler that lives in the shop is scary enough let alone gun-toting store owners.


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