Dear Helen

Rt Hon Helen Clark

Prime Minister

PO Box 18888

Parliament Buildings



email: [email protected]


Dear Helen,

I heard you on Paul Holmes' show this morning say the reason you haven't paid back the money you nicked borrowed from the taxpayer was because there had "been no such request" to pay it back.

If only we had known that was all that was required to get you to do the honourable thing we would have asked sooner.

Just in case no-one else has asked I will ask now.

Please Prime Minister can you pretty please pay back all of the money that you stole borrowed from the taxpayer ion order to bribe inform the public to re-elect you.

There you go, there has now been such a request, we can all get on with watching a large cheque being given back to the appropriate authorities.

Kind Regards


Mr Whaleoil


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