El Jefe joins Pm as a forger

Fresh allegations have been raised on Sunday this evening, and they are somewhat more serious for Philip "El Jefe" Field.

An insider from his office is prepared to swear under oath that she has seen El Jefe receiving cash from "constituents". I say "constituents" becasue Sunday has obtained extensive lists showing that visitors to his office cover the entire Auckland metropolitan area not just Mangere electorate.

Allegations have also surfaced that El Jefe has  joined with his Prime Minister in the illustrious Parliamentary Forgers Club by allegedly forging bithdates on Samoan birth certificates.




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