Some VERY impertinant questions

  1. A 100,000 mourners huh! How come only three needed time off work?
  2. Where was the taniwha when you needed him?
  3. How come everyone says they paddled upstream to Taupiri?
  4. Four hours closure for a coffin to cross 25 metres of a State Highway?
  5. Wouldn't a helicopter have been easier ?
  6. How about those "native" doves huh?

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