Auckland props up the rest of the country

We all knew it up here north of the Bombays. Now all of you south of the Bombays can too.

Auckland is paying more than its fair share and clearly it is the rest of the country mooching off of the genrosity of us Aucklanders.

So there you go. Moan away if you like. I'll let you into a small closely held secret, we don't care what you think and we hardly ever think about anywhere else South of the Bombays.

John Banks had it right when he said "There are two types of Kiwis, those who live in Auckland and those who wish they did"


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