Oswald's Fundraising idea for Labour

Oswald suggested some innovative ways of paying it back for Labour and I have compiled an image for his viewing ppleasure.


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  • How about jolly good slap on the cheek $2.00 per slap, $5.00 if it is not reasonable force. kisses $25.00($40.00 if you are queer) signatures on the cheek $10.00 – $20.00 if they are genuine) slug gun $20,000. prayer, deliverance and laying on of hands $5.00