Dick shares his secrets for missing so much

Dick Hubbard is a numero uno plonker.

How do we know? Well this is his business philosophy.

[quote]"I come from the business community where to get things done sometimes circumstances dictate a reasonable amount of speed. Sometimes instead of ready, aim, fire, it's ready, fire, aim."[/quote]

No wonder you never hit anything. Ready, Fire, Aim…I bet he has spillage all around the toilet bowl with an attitude like that.

Can you imagine that in the cereal business….."sorry our Blackberry Surprise is full of apricots…well you know because we just had to make it and we just loaded up the machines with anything at hand…blackberries? sadly no, thats the surprise, there are none".



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