Here puss, puss, puss

Here was Whaleoil, all done up in his gym gear (15 year old shirt and scungy shorts) and where was Buck the personal trainer…..?

Where indeed, seems he had taken a sicky….pussy.

After crippling me for weekend the least you could have done was turn up and hurt me some more. 

Never mind, Lance  did as good a bastard job as you.


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