How about smashing their ankles and making them real cripples

Some people are arseholes.

Those arseholes should be taught real lessons. Lessons like if you want to park in Cripple spots then we can easily make you a cripple a la Misery.

A CCS study this year found that more than half of all cars in mobility car parks were parked illegally.

Yep give them the ole Cathy Bates treatment.


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